The Funny Joke DCT for the 28th

The first 5 posters must say a really funny joke, that's appropite.
I don't know any jokes so I can't exectly say one xP

I don't get it XP
But yet again, I don't get very many jokes XD

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”

Worlds lamest joke-
Man #1 Hey, look under there!
Man #2 Under where?
Man #1 You said underwear!

-Sighs-
I know xD

I got a cappuchino smoothie for 7 flippin dollars.
And tax that goes to a big foot organization xDD
7 FREAKIN DOLLARS
If it was 3 dollars cheaper...
Heck yeah it was worth it xD

Alex wrote:So they were 3 chicks, who trespassed on a farmer's property. A blonde, a brunette, and a black-headed girl.. The farmer heard them, and he yelled show yourselves or I'll shoot you! So the black-haired girl went behind a cow, the brunette hid behind the barn, and the blonde hid behind a sack of potatoes. The farmer walked up to the cow and said, Come out or I'll shoot you! The black-haired girl said, MOO! So the farmer went to the barn. He said, Come out or I'll shoot you! The brunette said nothing.. The farmer went onto the sack of potatoes. He said, Come out or I'll shoot you! The blonde said, POTATO POTATO POTATO! And got shot. xDD

lol! awesome joke! xD

We need a new DCT.
-Whistles-

-Snores-
I see...
I SEE ZE LIGHT
Nah its just taco bell at midnight xDD