I chucked a _______ at you beacause ________

ohh sorry that my doughnut xD
i chucked a tissue at you because i'm practicing throwing tissues

lol
i chucked a toilet at you because you ate all my donuts

xD sorry about that i was hungry :/

i chucked the empty doughnut box at you because you complained about me eating all the doughnuts

I chucked a hat at you because it had your name on it

i chucked a snake at you cause you ate teh magical burritar
:O

I chucked a guitar at you because your a suspect for the missing taco

O_O i chucked teh guitar back at you cause i Didnt take teh taco.

I chucked the stolen taco at you because I needed to get your fingerprints on it xD

i ate the taco then threw a vicious mutt with rabies at you cause you lied about teh missing taco.

I ripped the vicious mutt with rabies in half and chucked a corn dog at you because I didn't lie about the missing taco

i chucked an angry old possum at you because you killed the dog and lied about teh missing taco.

I threw flowers at the angry old possum and chucked a Santa at you because I was supposed to be framing you about the missing taco!!

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i threw my moms nail polish about you cause your making all this nonsence fur throwing teh santa at me. -_- xDDD

I chucked a weight at you because you really needed one xD

i threw the weight back at you cause you need it
xD

I chucked a cake at you because I thought we were playing patty-cake xD

i didnt chuck something at you, instead i stomped on you.

Pssh, that isn't fair xD

I ARE HAVIN IDEA

i chucked a gun at you because we should have a gun fight.
LOL!

Lmbo

I chucked a knife at you because we shouldn't!! xD

D:

i chucked my moms rat dog at you cause you tried to stab me by throwing that thar knife
xDD

I threw a clown at you because we're going to the circus!! xD

i chucked an alarm clock at you cuz ya wouldn't wake up

I chucked a bed at you because... I dunno xD

i chucked a tree at you cuz you need to hug a tree